Assorted One-Offs

The Tragedy of Weamish-Mupo, or, The Ballad of Chezzik and the Worms

Weamish Mupo, Hub Scholar
R: Thaumaturgy – Wizard and vat-grown “child”
O: Spells – The Lesser Temporal Stasis
Chezzik
R: Occupation – Expert and novice worm-wranglers
N: To fulfill and obscure obsession – by transforming your own body
Chief Worminger Trazar
R: Larceny and violence – conman and mark
L: Dangerous wilderness – nasty swamp
Salasser
R: Passions – Runaway lovers
N: To get rich – by conning a wizard out of his fortune

Zarfo, Captain of the Petrichor
First Mate Helsse
Dordolio, a dandy
Lo Lam, a courier
The three Twk-men
A deodand

Act One: The Open Sea

Scene 1: Weamish-Mupo
Trazar, this are Chezzik
Chezzik is Weamish’s payment to ride on the ship
Chezzik will be the new worminger in training
Scene 2: Salasser
Convo with Captain Zarfo on the deck
Who is richest on the Ship?
Weamish-Mupo, but he paid w/ worminger
Scene 3: Trazar the Worminger
Pontification of the Worminger’s Profession
Epic speech
Scene 4: Weamish-Mupo
Salasser dance yehdoop
Twk-men music
Temporal Stasis
Check out Salasser goods
Leave pastry with Chezzik
Scene 5: Chezzik
Yelled at for pastry
Losing his shit, wormdoop
Death threat, sor of
Scene 6: Salasser
Go to Trazar, we gonna rob Weamish-Mupo
Hits on Trazar
Trazar promises of own ship and worms
Scene 7: Chezzik
Ransack Weamish-Mupo’s Quarters
Trippin balls
Twk-men
Chezzik is Worm
Scene 8: Trazar
Swamp of Bal-gazar plan

Failure
A stupid plan executed to perfection
Paranoia
A sudden reversal

Act Two: The Swamp

Scene 9: Salasser
Breakfast with Weamish-Mupo
Weamish-Mupo used to be in wizard council, but my Chez my
Twk-men disciplined, now in a ring
Salasser falling for Weamish-Mupo
Knowledge and Pleasure
Scene 10: Chezzik
Seeking Weamish-Mupo’s approval
Neg/uhyuhh
You are free to be a slave
Stasis out
Scene 11: Weamish-Mupo
Wander the swamp
Intimidate a deodand with Combustion spell
Scene 12: Trazar
Set the plan with Salasser: you are go, I kin watch
Replace his terces with garbage
Scene 13: Weamish-Mupo
Beautiful wisp lightshow, “The Girl with the Wide-Brimmed Hat”
Dordolio helps out
Salasser not there
Scene 14: Salasser
Stealing the stuff
Weamish-Mupo walks in
Super long silence
Weamish Stasis out
Scene 15: Trazar
Goes to Salasser for damage control
Awkward silence
Trazar flippin’ a dip about plan since Weamish is aware but missing
Scene 16: Chezzik
Creates spawning pool in the swamp, does partial transformation
Gets Lo Lam to witness
THE WORM GOD

Salasser: 3 Black
Weamish-Mupo: 0
Trazar: 6 White
Chezzik: 5 White

Chezzik transforms, but Trazar goes in to wrangle him and they fuse into a horrible Trazar/Chezzik/worm hybrid
Trazar and the world mock Chezzik’s doop forever
Weamish sends Deodand after the patrons of the Petrichor
Temporal Stasis before Salasser eaten, she tells Weamish she really love him
Love dips Weamish’s hat and he lets the deodand into the timestream
Salasser breaks free after getting maimed, while Weamish being eaten by a deodand for eternity

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Our Man in Wawanga

Arthur Raymond Detwiler
R: Family – Step-Brothers
O: Information – Meyer Lansky’s Address Book
Martin Escobar
R: Government – Boss and Sycophant
N: To get the truth – about what happens in that vile place
Mauricio San Tomas
R: Work – Newspaper Writer and Source
O: Weapon – Nazi Dagger
Luis McMahon
R: Visitors – “what are we smuggling this time?”
N: To get even – with a business partner
Jack O’Hurley
R: Crime – private dick and criminal on the run
L: Barrio Colon – The Aunt Nina Club

Other Characters

Meyer Lansky and Goons
Pablo
Ernst Von Schaft aka Richard Helmsly aka Hans Himmel
Helmut Klinger
Flor

Scene 1 Arthur
Whiskey, Aunt Nina, Meyer’s Book
Scene 2 Jack
The Dock
Meyer Warehouse
Dip your hat, not my warehouse
Go to the Aunt Nina
Scene 3 Mauricio
Luis Story
Here is a knife for you
Nazis
Scene 4 Martin
The Wawanga
Takes the notebook
Scene 5 Arthur
Meyer Warehouse
Beaten to the brink of death, know’s Meyer betraying Jack
Scene 6 Martin
Mauricio must wash his clothes
And watch Arthur is alright
Scene 7 Luis
Ernst von Schaft and Helmut Klinger playing cards
You guys can preten to be Nazis right?
Scene 8 Jack
Find Arthur on the truck, stash the body
Arthur groans out that Meyer is going to betray Jack
Scene 9 Mauricio
Talk with Ernst Von Schaft aka Richard Helmsly aka Hans Himmel
Finds out that he is a dip
Scene 10 Luis
Scheme with Jack to get Meyer

Failure
You thought it was taken care of but it wasn’t
Innocence
The wrong guy gets busted

Scene 11 Arthur
Mauricio takes him to a vet, groans out “Jack” and “Nazis”
Scene 12 Martin
Hears about Jack O’Hurley and nazis hurting Arthur, goes to Aunt Nina club
Scene 13 Luis
Falling out with Mauricio, and the dagger disappears after fisticuffs
Scene 14 Jack
Pays Flor to lure Meyer into his usual room at Aunt Nina
Wawanga
Scene 15 Martin
Meets Flor at the Aunt Nina, winds up going into the room meant for Meyer
Scene 16 Mauricio
Meyer warehouse
Meyer say to Mauricio you must kill…
…a guy
Scene 17 Luis
Call in a favor
I’m out
Scene 18 Mauricio
Find Nazi truck
Steal Nazi truck
Not gonna kill A Guy
Scene 19 Jack
Hiding in the closet in the room meant for Meyer
Scene 20 Arthur
Beaten up at the Aunt Nina, walks to the room meant for Meyer with a swagger

Black 11 Luis
Escapes due to favor called in
BW 0 Arthur
Sees stuff that cannot be unseen, also gets shot
White 6 Martin
Shot in the ass and then some
Black 8 Mauricio
Takes the truck, ambushed by Ernst and Helmet
Somehow escapes with the Knife… and a story
White 9 Jack
Shoots Flor, Martin, Arthur
GTFO on a boat?

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Dimensional Dilemmas
Fiasco - Heroes of Pinnacle City
Mayor Jonathan Cohaagen
R: Romance – Lovers on opposite sides of the law
O: Ominous – Mask, cape and lacy underwear
Overlord (hyper-brain)
R: Allies – Forced into alliance
N: To conquer the world – to add it to my collection
Chad "The Hunter" Johnson (strength, durability, enhanced senses)
R: Origin story – Dimensional Doppelgangers
L: Four-Color – The Super Prison!
Chad "Predator" Johnson (strength, durability, enhanced senses)
R: The Government – Mayor and Crime Lord
N: To get revenge – for humiliating you in a moment of triumph
Inmates at Pinnacle Prison:
Mandible (matter eater)
Klaxon (sound blast)
Smokestack (Smoke from MK)
Johnny Crush (brick)
The Taipan (poisonous femme fatale)
Other villains:
Jack Pride (cat man), in Predator's posse
Big Hero:
Captain Cumulus
Others:
Charlene Cohaagen, mayor's wife
Connie, mayor's assistant

ACT I
Scene 1: Overlord, Super-Maximum Security Prison
-Overlord has been in solitary for two months
-Overlord has a shock collar to disrupt his thinking
-Comes up behind The Hunter in the cafeteria
-Fight w/ JCrush, collides w/ Klaxon's collar
-Overlord uses distraction to build device and disable collars
Scene 2: The Hunter, Super-maximum Security Prison
-The Hunter and Overlord break out in the midst of insane chaos
-Taipan, Johnny Crush, and Mandible also escape
-Get new clothes
Scene 3: Predator, his hq
-Lavish home, pet panther, hologram screens
-Cameras on the Mayor, knows that "he" and Overlord escaped
Scene 4: Mayor, his office
-Drinking scotch, remembering previous occasions on which Predator has humiliated/evaded him
-Tells wife not coming home, blacks out
Scene 5: Overlord, a motel, next morning
-Mayor wakes up, head in Overlord's lap
-Mayor in cape and mask, Overlord in lacy underwear
-Mayor gets key from pants for Overlord, starts putting pants back on
-Overlord demands His, Mayor drops pants
Scene 6: The Hunter, same motel
-Jack Pride plus three dudes, one has pipe, one has bike chain
-Hunter takes out a dude, Pride slashes his faces, chain on arm, stab in rib
-Sleeper hold
Scene 7: Predator, his hq
-Jack Pride brings The Hunter, has him bound w/ steel cable
-"Prefer death or back to prison?"
-The Hunter spits blood in Predator's face and takes him hostage, dials 911
-standoff
Scene 8: The Mayor, the motel, earlier
-call from Connie that a press conference has been set up
-Mayor rocks the conference, Johnny Crush and Mandible already recaptured

Tilt:
Mayhem – an out-of-control rampage
Innocence – love rears its ugly head
Act II
Scene 1: Overlord, warehouse on the docks
-Overlord opens up his super-secret lair, needs a power supply
-Calls Taipan (how did he get the number? genius)
-"Errand girl, assistant, and assassin in that order"
-Taipan agrees to help
Scene 2: The Hunter
-Goes kinda bestial, takes Jack Pride's knife and cuts his bonds
-messes up many of Predator's henchmen and escapes, particularly hurts Pride
Scene 3: Predator, hq to streets
-Has henchmen march through sewers then emerge in streets and start serious mayhem
-Cumulus shows up
Scene 4: Mayor's office
-Connie tells mayor about Cumulus finding Predator
-Mayor says dramatic stuff about big move
Scene 5: Overlord, secret lair
-Voicemail that he's waiting for Mayor before activating device
-Discussion with Taipan, parts retrieved
-Taipan sent after Predator
Scene 6: The Hunter, in the streets
-Calls Mayor using Predator's phone to ask for asylum
-Denied/disbelieved
Scene 7: Predator, in the streets
-Jack Pride does nasty things, Hunter executes him
-Henchmen back away afraid
-Two fight, beatdown, now indistinguishable
-Cumulus approaches
Scene 8: Mayor, in the streets
-In body armor and has handgun
-Rolls up on everyone w SWAT
Aftermath
Hunter – White 3
Predator – Black 7
Overlord – Black 4
Mayor – Black 2
Mayor has Cumulus restrain both Predators, wants to execute w handgun
They try to convince each is diff dimension
Taipan arrives, kills the Hunter
Mayor gets mad, shoots and kills Taipan
Cumulus blows his arm off
Cumulus arrests Predator
Mayor says Predator should be arrested as Predator, even if not him
Predator mistreated in prison, JCrush's bitch
Diaries: Overlord crystallizes other dimension's Earths and collects them, brought the Hunter from another
Device triggers wrong because janky parts, was distracted by love
Arm and half of face crystallized in malfunction
Mayor arrives later, Overlord reveals that he felt abandoned and released sex tapes
Mayor's career and marriage fall apart
Overload goes back to prison, trapped in this dimension and now more insane
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A Fate Cast in Bronze
Fiasco - The Quest for the Golden Panda
Panda

Chars
Long Jia – power hungry peasant
R: Bitter enemies, veneer of friendship
L: Bronze sword stuck in a rock in Hanging Coffin Gorge
Deng Fuxing – curious son of a blacksmith
R: Village elder and curious child
N: To get the truth about a curse placed on your family
Tse Shing – old master and village elder, owner of a bronze axe
R: Master and apprentice
O: Ancient bronze axe
Wei Yuqi – martial artist, Master Tse's apprentice
R: Common ancient and hallowed ancestor
N: To get the truth about the object that changed all of your friends

Bao Dai – village strongman
Deng Fuxu – Fuxing's father, a blacksmith
Deng Fuwei – Fuxing's grandfather, a swordsman
Wei Shi – the ancestor
Deng Fuchi – Fuxing's ancestor, ancient blacksmith

Scenes
Bamboo Clearing – Long and Wei
Wei beats long over stealing of ax
Bao Dai carries the broken Long to a medicine house
The Blacksmith – Long and Deng
Long wants armor
Deng mocks Long's injuries
Long lifts Deng by collar
The Village Square – Deng and Long
Deng's father arrives, Deng and Long pretend to be friendly
Deng and Long talk outside where Deng blackmails Long
Outside the School – Deng and Tse
Deng asks about family curse and Tse warns him of the Gorge
Bamboo Clearing (Flashback) – Tse and Deng Fuwei
Tse and elder Deng fight with bronze axe/sword
Deng wants cursed treasure
Tse says he will stop Deng because he is his friend
Deng says he'll leave sword with the treasure if it's cursed
Deng defeats Tse (thigh stab) and escapes
The School – Tse and Wei
Tse is training Wei
Wei says he will prove his innocence and catch thief of axe
Tse calms Wei down
The School (Flashback) – Wei and Tse
Tse shows Wei the axe and tells him memories ("My worst battles…")
The Shrine, at Dusk – Wei and Long
Wei is praying to Wei Shi for strength
Long arrives, insults
Long beats Wei and reveals a hidden scroll in statue sleeve
Long explains ritual of power
Long sets Shrine on fire
Tilt:
Paranoia: What's stolen gets stolen
Guilt: A Showdown
Dream/The Shrine – Wei and Wei Shi
Wei Shi reveals to Wei that there is another scroll
Wei Shi explains that the sword and axe were forged for him by Deng Fuchi
Wei accepts his role as defender of his family's honor
Wei wakes up, recovers the scroll from open palmed arm and escapes
The School – Wei and Tse
Wei tells Tse of Jia's treachery
Tse gives Wei permission to pursue his enemy
The School/The Village – Tse
Tse dons his old armor and regular axe
He leaves to tail Wei on way to confrontation
His armor fits poorly so he goes to blacksmith
The Blacksmith – Tse and Deng
Deng asks why Tse is armed
Deng reveals that he knows about the axe
Deng takes off toward axe's location
Outside the Village – Deng and Tse
Tse stops Deng and tells him about the sword
Deng tells Tse the location of the axe
Tse goes after the axe and Deng the sword
Deng stumbles down the gorge and breaks his leg
In the Gorge – Deng and Long
Deng first warns then mocks Long
Long uses Deng's blood to free the sword
In the Gorge/At the Brothel (Flashback) – Long, Deng and Tse
Long reveals axe
Flashback to Long battling Tse at the brothel
Long bashes Tse's skull in with handle
In the Gorge – Long, Wei and Deng
Long mocks Wei as he arrives and reveals that he has the weapons
Wei reveals the existence of the second scroll to Long
Long gloats over Tse's death and kills Deng
Aftermath
The Showdown
Long charges Wei with axe and sword
Wei grabs Long's eye causing it to bleed
The sword rock falls away revealing treasure pit
Long cuts off Wei's hand
Wei knocks Long into treasure pit, impaling him on a golden spear
The Curse
Before Long dies, the curse of the treasure transfers to him and his line
The curse is lifted from the Deng line
Long has a bastard child who will pass the curse on
Mourning and Treasure
Wei gets Bao Dai's help
They bury the scrolls with the treasure and bring back the body
Wei buries his master and becomes a teacher
Wei gives the bronze sword to Deng Fuxu
Wei keeps the axe hidden in memory of Tse
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Forbidden Books and Poison Blades
Fiasco - De Medici (Incomplete Notes)

Act 1

Alfredo

 

  • Finds Constantina reading The Prince in the church
  • Locks her in a cell with Dagoberto, the warden, and Diego, a crazy

 

Alfredo

 

  • Harasses Giancarlo about not going to church
  • Giancarlo reveals his ire for Constantina, Alfredo says what he done did

 

Giancarlo

 

  • FLASHBACK: Giancarlo is beaten up
  • Tells Alfredo that "Angelo" talked bad of his woman

 

Giancarlo

 

  • Michel and Antonio confront Giancarlo at twilight, verbal battle
  • Antonio savagely beats Giancarlo with a slingshot and steals jewelry

 

Michel

 

  • FLASHBACK
  • Calling out Giancarlo for mistreating his cousin in front of a crowd
  • Big verbal argument shit, drawn swords
  • Dagoberto arrests Giancarlo

 

Michel

 

  • Constantina not home, gets her out of cell
  • They speak at BF house, Michel hates on Florence branch of family

 

Constantina

 

  • Michel wants to speak with Constantina's father
  • Constantina and Antonio go on a mission

 

Constantina

 

  • Kisses Antonio in the church, hints at mission, tries to take books
  • Alfredo pops out of the shadows with other friars
  • Arrest! and Antonio injures a friar, escapes

 

 

Tilt

Constantina

 

  • Put in cell near Diego
  • Gets Diego's help to break out of cell
  • Kills Dagoberto and Diego with Dagoberto's club

 

Constantina

 

  • Cuts own face
  • Goes to Michel and says Giancarlo beat her
  • Michel requests a poisoned dagger

 

Michel

 

  • FLASHBACK
  • In Rome, Michel and Constantina dancing and flirting
  • Constantina reveals relationship w/ Giancarlo, Michel loses it
  • Constantina slaps him and storms out, Michel follows

 

Michel

 

  • Dagger left with a note for G in morning
  • M has dagger, gives i

 

Giancarlo

Giancarlo

Alfredo

Alfredo

 

Aftermath

 

  • Michel: Pretty Good
  • Giancarlo: Savage
  • Constantina: Grim
  • Alfredo: Rough

 

 

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The Mnemonic Bud Caper
Fiasco - The Penthouse

Fiasco – The Penthouse, somewhere in Dubai

Setup

Doug Johansson

  • Friendship – Bromance
  • Needs to get richer, at her expense
Frederick Li
  • Crime – Serial Killer and admirer
  • Needs to enhance a reputation, by my savagery
Sasha Fitzgerald a.k.a. The Last Whisper
  • Family – In-laws
  • Untoward object – a Thomas Kincaid painting of a sad-faced clown beating a child
The D – Prof at the Pittsburgh Institute for Progressive Learning ("PittBull")
  • Community – Professor of rainforest psychopharmacology and student
  • Nearby location – "La Doigt Dougetant," don't go there after dark

 

Other chars:

 

  • Jack the Bartender
  • The other Bartender
  • Sal
  • Evan Fitzgerald (The D's son, Sasha's husband)
  • Yuri

 

Act I

Doug

 

  • Meets up with Fred, tells him about Mnemonic Bud
  • Gets Fred high in the bathroom and takes a call
  • Tells Fred to meet him at Le Doigt Dougetant

 

Fred

 

  • Gets a gimlet at the bar from Jack
  • Talks to Sasha about The Last Whisper

 

Sasha

 

  • Follows Jack into the Employees Only bathroom
  • Gets Jack to turn around
  • Knocks Jack out
  • Another bartender comes in; Sasha slits his throat and leaves knife w/ Jack after force-feeding him alcohol

 

The D

 

  • Phone call with Yuri on the roof regarding shipping the plant in an art truck
  • Chat with Sal on the roof

 

Doug

 

  • Talks to the bartender, recovers bartenders memory
  • Tells bartender to contact Sal and meet him at Le Doigt Dougetant

 

Fred

 

  • Walks onto the roof crossfaded
  • Sal introduces Fred to The D and leaves them with a pile of coke
  • Fred and The D partake and The D drops knowledge on Fred

 

Sasha

 

  • Sasha talks to Doug to find out what he knows
  • Doug realizes Sasha is killer but doesn't fully tip his hand

 

The D

 

  • The D is waiting in back of Le Doigt Dougetant, a brothel for the shipment
  • Evan, his son, exits the brothel
  • The D and his son argue; each calls the other an embarrassment
  • The D declares that he will be The Master of Memory

 

 

Tilt

Tragedy – Death out of the Blue

Innocence – Love rears its ugly head

 

Act II

Doug

 

  • Doug tries to warn The D of the danger
  • The D takes Doug off the project

 

Fred

 

  • Fred is coked out trimming plants on the roof
  • Fred carves a rhino for Sasha, who is tracking Doug
  • Sasha sees Doug talking to The D
  • Sasha tells Fred she loves him
  • Sasha tells Fred to show everyone the rhino as a distraction

 

Sasha

 

  • Sasha confronts The D at the brothel
  • The D doesn't even really know who Sasha is
  • The truck has arrived; Yuri makes a pass at Sasha
  • Sasha draws a knife and Yuri a gun
  • Sasha throws the knife into Yuri's heart but he shoots her in the leg

 

The D

 

  • Panics and finds most of the wonder drug is missing but there is a Thomas Kincaid painting in the truck
  • Puts Sasha in the back of the truck and drives off to regroup

 

Doug

 

  • Tells Fred that Sasha is The Last Whisper
  • Says he will go to Sal but Fred needs to appeal to The D, since they hit it off

 

Fred

 

  • Finds Yuri's body behind LDD
  • Jack confronts him
  • Verbal confrontation of Jack and Fred, Jack draws a gun and accuses Fred of helping Sasha
  • Fred announces love for Sasha
  • Jack shoots and kills Fred, who dies with his Rhino

 

Sasha

 

  • Bandages own leg
  • Takes painting hostage and convinces The D to stop the truck
  • Kills The D and punctures his lungs
  • Drives back to LDD to clean up
  • Kills Jack, marks Jack and Yuri's bodies and puts them in truck
  • Puts Fred's body in a more dignified position
  • Drives away

 

The D

 

  • (already dead)
  • Doug gets Sal to bring Evan before both of them
  • Evan has lost track of his wife
  • Doug convinces Sal that Sasha must be stopped
  • Doug gives Sal his own sample of Mnemonic Bud

 

 

Aftermath

Doug – Savage

 

  • Sal has allergic reaction
  • Bodyguards detain Doug for supposed assassination attempt
  • Doug sent to Lebanese prison

 

Fred – Savage

 

  • Banzai rhino found on corpse
  • The Rhino of Love becomes a joke among banzai artists everywhere

 

Sasha – Not too Shabby

 

  • Gets to the Netherlands with painting
  • Leaves corpses in conspicuous places
  • Murders husband when she discovers cheating
  • Murders Sal when they both are in the Netherlands
  • Lives comfortably with money from painting, retires

 

The D – Pathetic

 

  • Mnemonic Bud is an abject failure
  • PittBull gets closed down

 

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In Pursuit of Goblins
D&D Next Playtest
Opening – Scrivener Farm
Shae leaving to practice
Argument with Alan, "Of all the Grand Architect's creations…"
Alan studying sad by himself
Greygrove Square/the Marshal's Office
Shartan brings Maron, as "Lord Plume," into town for a bounty
Maron tries to convince people he's being enslaved, only Cat listens
Shartan delivers Maron to Marshal Elwood, tells him is wizard
Elwood puts dirty rag in Maron's mouth so he can't cast
Elwood racist to Shartan, "human town with human rules"
Shartan goes to a tavern, drinks cider
Earlier, in Corsaire
Selkirk meets Matthieu Scrivener in town after being released from sailing
Matthieu invites Selkirk to Greygrove for the harvest
Greygrove
As Shartan leaves the Marshal, Matthieu and Selkirk arrive
As night falls, fires set across town
GOBLINS
A goblin maces a woman in the face
Another sets the Scrivener barn on fire, slits the throat of a pig
Alan kills the goblin with an axe, needs to put out fire but also find Shae
Goblins light the Marshal's Office on fire
Maron escapes his bonds, mage hands keys
Fight in the square!
4 goblins, one is an archer
Shartan engages one, piddly blows
Selkirk quarterstaffs a goblin into oblivion
Shartan deaths goblin with a a sword, takes out longbow, deaths another
Specifically, pins one to a post, through the throat
Shartan downed with an arrow
Maron asplodes a goblin with shocking grasp as he leaves the Office
Selkirk vanquishes the last one

Outside the Scrivener Farm
Shae is in a shed, surrounded by gobbos (3)
Shae readies some fire, goblins barge in, hella dumb
Goblins shut Shae in the burning shed
Shae breaks shed down and escapes
Turns back, bumrushes the goblins with hatchet and shield
AM SLAY ALL THE GOBLIN
Shae and Alan put out the barnfire
Shae runs to help at the square
Alan consults Schematikon, prepares Lance of Faith
Greygrove Square
Alan, Shae, Shartan, Selkirk, Maron, Jorge, Cat in town
Alan stabilizes Shartan
Shae follows goblins, sees them taking Matthieu
Convene in square, argument about whether to rescue Matthieu, and who should go
Shartan, Selkirk and Maron are going, biggest pay village can do
The Next Morning, Scrivener Farm
The trio has left, Shae tagged along and left a note
Alan has a being pissed and packing his stuff montage
Dons chainmail for which he is too fat now
Prepares CLW

Out in the Forest
Shae, Maron, Shartan, Selkirk
They see gobbo camp
Spook gobbos, gobbos searching for party
Alan arrives, angry, loud, wielding hatchet
BATTLE! Near a creek
Twelve goblins, plus a leader
Alan yells at Shae, goblins see him, Shae upset
Maron makes illusory crab
Goblins try to cross squid, follow the leader
Selkirk xbow and Shartan bow triangulate and kill leader
Real crab surfaces, goblins fall back
Shae crosses river to spite Alan
Alan covers Shae, casts his first lance of faith, kills goblin
Shae wades into goblin mob, kicks ass, takes names
Maron color sprays the real crab, it goes nuts and runs away
The party converges across the creek and cleans up the gobbos, takes one captive
Goblin Camp
No sign of prisoners
Sign that the captives passed through here
Get a map, caves ahead
Leave the goblin captive tied up
The Middle Cave
Cave is naturally occurring, following tracks
Big cave
Shae, Selkirk and Shartan kill some fire beetles
BLIND OGRE!
Selkirk: CRITICAL CROSSBOW SHOT, run!
Shartan: good hit with bow, run!
Alan and Shae: run!
Ogre barrels into Maron
Maron: shocking grasp! Stops the blind ogre's heart
Deeper in the cavern
Shae runs off from the party
Big room: Bugbear, hobgobbo, many gobbos
Party barrels in after Shae
Shartan and Selkirk take down bugbear with arrows
Shae runs into room, opp attacks
Maron color sprays (red) the gobbos, chaos ensues
Alan commands the hobgobbo to approach, exploding radiance kills 3 gobbos
Shartan pops hobgobbo through the head
Gobbo maces Shae down to 1hp
The crew cleans up the gobbos, Alan heals (and scolds) Shae
Recovers the captives, including Matthieu! (WOO!)
Alan still mad at Shae
FLASH FORWARD
High level adventurers:
Light emanating from Alan
Shae in plate
Shartan with cool weapons
Selkirk jacked
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